I just need one copy

A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?”

“Certainly,” said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder. “I just need one copy

A Big Decision

A six-year-old boy walked up to his father one day and announced, ‘Daddy, I’d like to get married.’

His father replied hesitantly, ‘Sure, son, do you have anyone special in mind?’

‘Yes,’ answered the boy. ‘I want to marry Grandma.’

‘Now, wait a minute,’ said his father. ‘You don’t think I’d let you get married with my mother, do you?’

‘Why not?’ the boy asked. ‘You married mine.’

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