Deathbed confession – Thú tội lúc lâm chung
DEATHBED CONFESSION Jake was on his deathbed. His wife, Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, and tears ran down her face. Her …
Don’t mess with the maid – Đừng lộn xộn với người giúp việc
DON’T MESS WITH THE MAID A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid.After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook …
Friend for dinner – Bạn ăn tối
FRIEND FOR DINNER “Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The …
Why my mom learnt to play clarinet?
WHY MY MOM LEARNT TO PLAY CLARINET? My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday.A few …
How did you die?
HOW DID YOU DIE ? Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. The first man asks the second. “So, how’d you die?” …
Pregnant – Có bầu
PREGNANT Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty …
Male logic – Logic đàn ông
MALE LOGIC A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and …
Medical miracle – Phép lạ y học
MEDICAL MIRACLE An 80 year woman married an 85-year-old man. After about six months together, the woman wasn’t feeling well and she went to her doctor. …
Romance – Lãng mạn
ROMANCE An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, “You …
Speeding – Chạy quá tốc độ
SPEEDING… A Guy and his wife are driving a car along a twisty road with a 55MPH limit. Cop pulls the guy over. “Had you going about 70 in 55 back …
Forget it – Quên điều đó đi
FORGET IT “The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Bill told his friend Doug. “Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an …
Applying for social security – Nộp đơn an sinh xã hội
APPLYING FOR SOCIAL SECURITY A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to …