Deathbed confession – Thú tội lúc lâm chung
DEATHBED CONFESSION Jake was on his deathbed. His wife, Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, and tears ran down her face. Her …
DEATHBED CONFESSION Jake was on his deathbed. His wife, Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, and tears ran down her face. Her …
DON’T MESS WITH THE MAID A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid.After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook …
FRIEND FOR DINNER “Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The …
WHY MY MOM LEARNT TO PLAY CLARINET? My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday.A few …
HOW DID YOU DIE ? Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. The first man asks the second. “So, how’d you die?” …
PREGNANT Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty …
MALE LOGIC A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and …
MEDICAL MIRACLE An 80 year woman married an 85-year-old man. After about six months together, the woman wasn’t feeling well and she went to her doctor. …
ROMANCE An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, “You …
SPEEDING… A Guy and his wife are driving a car along a twisty road with a 55MPH limit. Cop pulls the guy over. “Had you going about 70 in 55 back …
FORGET IT “The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Bill told his friend Doug. “Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an …
APPLYING FOR SOCIAL SECURITY A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to …