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Gifts for mother Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first son …
Gifts for mother Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first son …
WHY MY MOM LEARNT TO PLAY CLARINET? My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday.A few …
HOW DID YOU DIE ? Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. The first man asks the second. “So, how’d you die?” …
PREGNANT Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty …
MALE LOGIC A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and …
MEDICAL MIRACLE An 80 year woman married an 85-year-old man. After about six months together, the woman wasn’t feeling well and she went to her doctor. …
ROMANCE An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, “You …
SPEEDING… A Guy and his wife are driving a car along a twisty road with a 55MPH limit. Cop pulls the guy over. “Had you going about 70 in 55 back …
FORGET IT “The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Bill told his friend Doug. “Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an …
APPLYING FOR SOCIAL SECURITY A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to …
I HAVE TO SHOW HER … Everybody’s heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security,super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?” …
YOU’RE SMARTER ALREADY! A customer at Green’s Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence. “Tell me, Green, …