How business is done!!!
Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice.” Son: “I will choose my own bride!” Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s …
Truyện cười song ngữ
Truyện cười song ngữ Anh Việt cho giây phút giải trí!!! Hẳn rằng bạn đã ít nhiều biết về khiếu hài hước của người nước ngoài? Ngoài phim ảnh, talk show, truyện cười tiếng Anh là một kênh rất “cool” để bạn hòa mình vào môi trường tiếng Anh. Truyện Cổ Tích chọn lọc trong cả ngàn câu truyện cười để lấy ra hơn 200 truyện cống hiến cho độc giả, vì thế những truyện cười song ngữ Anh – Việt gửi đến bạn dưới đây mong sẽ không nhạt nhẽo mà có tính khôi hài…
Soup
In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on
Panda bear
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door. …
I just need one copy
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” …
She’s my wife
One of the guests turned to a man by his side to criticize the singing of the woman who was trying to entertain them. “What a terrible voice! Do …
Knows when to stop – Biết dừng đúng lúc
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his …
Truyện cười về bé Jonny
Little Johnny Boy A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying. “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, …
Just a joke
– Hello. Who’s speaking. please?’ – Watt. – What’s your name, sir? – Watt’s my name. – Yes, I asked you that. What’s …
Những câu Tiếng Anh hài hước
1. Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. ⇒ Tương lai phụ thuộc vào những giấc mơ của bạn. Vì thế hãy đi ngủ. 2. Behind every …
Truyện cười song ngữ: Flies
Flies A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked.“Hunting flies,” He …
Cãi nhau bằng tiếng Anh kiểu Việt Nam
– Sugar you you go, sugar me me go! ( Đường cô cô đi, đường tôi tôi đi!) Cô vợ: – You think you tasty? (Anh nghĩ anh ngon lắm …