Applying for social security – Nộp đơn an sinh xã hội
APPLYING FOR SOCIAL SECURITY A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to …
Truyện cười song ngữ
Truyện cười song ngữ Anh Việt cho giây phút giải trí!!! Hẳn rằng bạn đã ít nhiều biết về khiếu hài hước của người nước ngoài? Ngoài phim ảnh, talk show, truyện cười tiếng Anh là một kênh rất “cool” để bạn hòa mình vào môi trường tiếng Anh. Truyện Cổ Tích chọn lọc trong cả ngàn câu truyện cười để lấy ra hơn 200 truyện cống hiến cho độc giả, vì thế những truyện cười song ngữ Anh – Việt gửi đến bạn dưới đây mong sẽ không nhạt nhẽo mà có tính khôi hài…
I have to show her…
I HAVE TO SHOW HER … Everybody’s heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security,super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?” …
YOU’RE SMARTER ALREADY! – ÔNG ĐÃ THÔNG MINH HƠN RỒI!
YOU’RE SMARTER ALREADY! A customer at Green’s Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence. “Tell me, Green, …
IDIOTIC LAWYER – LUẬT SƯ NGU NGỐC
IDIOTIC LAWYER The lawyer’s son wanted to follow in his father’s footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated with honors. Then he went home …
How to please a woman – Làm sao để vừa lòng phụ nữ
HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since …
PARROT BUYING – MUA VẸT
PARROT BUYING A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: “The parrot to …
INHERITANCE
INHERITANCE Two friends meet on a Miami street. One looked forlorn, and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, “Hey, how come you look like …
An intelligent thief
Mr. Grey had a nice shop in the main street of a small town. He sold jewellery, watches, clocks and other things like those. All went well for some years, and …
BUSINESS
Dịch: Bố: Bố muốn con lấy người con gái bố muốn Con trai: Không Bố: Đó là con gái của Bill Gates Con trai: Thế thì được ạ …
Too much speeding – Chạy quá tốc độ
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain” “Just be …
The differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND?
Truyện cười: Cu Ti wrote to his Daddy: What are the differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND, Dad? His Daddy replies: – My dear, Wife is a TV. Girl …
The Bum (Kẻ ăn mày)
A bum approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. “Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?” The well-dressed gentleman responds, “You …